Well. Not sure where to start this thing, really. I appear to be trapped in a town in the middle of nowhere. I have no phone, no wallet, and no car. I have no idea how I got here. I woke up in a forest, wearing my whites.
Possible Explanations:
-Some sick fuck decided to drag me to a ghost town.
-The woman I met lied to me about there being no way to leave, for whatever reason.
-This is a persistent hallucination caused by permanent brain damage.
Initial Recommendations:
-Explore the town. Try to find a way out. Be careful.
-Find the other two people Claudia mentioned. See if they know anything.
-Do some self-analysis. Follow my own experiences.
Obviously, I'm going to explore first. The town itself is very strange- I'm hoping other parts of it are more normal. However, if that turns up nothing, then I have to look to myself. I don't remember how I got to this town, which will have to be addressed first. Unfortunately, most treatments for memory loss aren't very effective when applied to one's self...but I do have some avenues I can explore. I need to be able to trust my own perceptions; I don't think I'll be able to trust anything else.
I'll figure this out.

pissed off